SCG saves the country from the terrible twins

It was a dark and blustery Sunday evening. SCG (Sid C Gull) had settled down in front of the TV with a nice roast dinner and a glass of his favourite wine. All was quiet inside, while a nasty storm was chopping up the sea outside. The wind was howling an the waves were then smashing against the tiny window of SCG’s secret lighthouse hideaway.

Suddenly SCG’s I-phone  went off. Oh No said SCG, not now I’m just about to chill for the evening. It was the Big Cheese for Her Maj’s Secret Service on the phone. ‘We need your help right away SCG’ said the The Big Cheese, ‘something bad is about to go down, and only you can stop it. Get down here right away and we’ll give you the details via text when your on the move’.

SCG had no choice, it was a life or death situation. He called Greasy Jim and told him to fire up the super bikes and have them ready for a trip into town right away, it was gonna be a rough ride. Greasy Jim hit the panic button, which caused the secret lock-up to open. Inside the garage was all kinds of experimetal contraptions that GJ was working on but for now we just needed to get the bikes fired up. GJ hit the light switch and strolled over to where there were two fantastic looking harleys. He pressed the electric starters on both of them at the same  and the engines came to life with a roar that rang out into the night.

By this time SCG had landed outside and strolled up to meet GJ. Hi ya mate, sorry to drag you out but we’ve got a  mission, I’ll tell you more as we go. They climbed aboard the harleys and sped away into the night.

Although the night was stormy and lashing down with rain, the machines they were riding were no ordinary bikes. They were super bikes and GJ had developed many extras to help out in the kind of situations. The bikes were fitted with an invisible shield that glowed like they had been eating ready brek. This kept out the bad weather and stopped them from getting drenched.

By now SCG and GJ were bombing down the motorway, when the call came in to let them know why they were needed. Both GJ and SCG could talk to each other over the intercom that was built into their crash helmets. It was a nightmare situation, there were two of the nastiest criminals just about to create havock in a London film studio. They needed to be stopped right away. They were causing all kinds of unhappiness in the world and who knows what these two desperate villains would do if they were not stopped now!

SCG and GJ hit the gas and cut through the storm, discussing the situation as they rode. They made a plan that would save the country from these two dangerous criminals. Plus GJ had come up with a new gadget and wanted to try it for the first time.

SCG was the first to pull up outside the destination. He jumped of his harley and sprang into action. Looking up to the top of the building he could see an open window. ‘Hey GJ, you go in the front way and I’ll go in through the window, it will be quicker and I can suprise them’. SCG flew up to the open window and climbed in. Suddenly you hear the sound of cheering people and music. They had arrived just in time. The X Factor live show was being filmed and John and Edward were just about to go on stage.

‘OH no got to stop them’ cried SCG holding his hand over his ears, ‘this is evil’. GJ was rushing up the stairs to the studio and managed to get pass the bouncers. SCG was now perched above the stage. John and Edward strutted onto stage and began to sing we will rock you. My god the sound was awful, how could this be happening. GJ had had given SCG a special gadget attached to his wrist watch and they were to let them off at the same time. It was designed to mute out anything that caused pain to the ears. Well unfortunaley the gadget just wasn’t powerful enough. Jedward, the terrible twins carried on singeing.

There was only one thing left to do in this situation. It was the last resort but it just might work. SCG flew down to the stage and landed in front of John and Edward. He smiled and then dropped a biggy. It was a real nasty blow but didn’t have much effect. He then squeezed his bum cheeks as hard as he could and let out the biggest of guffs. This time the blow was too much for the boys, they were knocked off their feet and were left in a heap on the floor. Simon and the other other judges stood, cheered and gave a standing ovation. Someone had to make a stand and stop this criminal act.

GJ came running into a cloud of smoke and saw SCG standing there bowing to crowd. ‘How ya doing matey’ he said to SCG ‘did me gadget do the trick? ‘No GJ it wasn’t strong enough mate, looks like it’s back to the drawing board for that one, but luckily I had a back up plan in me leathers, Ha Ha’.

The country was saved from another disaster so the heroes stopped in a motorway cafe and had a lovely fry up and a cuppa to celebrate.

The End